William Shakespeares’s “Anchorman: Herald of Athens”

FROM THE FOLKS THAT BROUGHT YOU “LEBOWSKI: PRINCE OF NINEPINS” and “CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL!”

ANNOUNCING WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE’S ANCHORMAN: HERALD OF ATHENS by John Beane

“Long ago, in Ancient Greece, in the kingdom of Athens, the land was cursed. Once mighty columns crumbled, the fields lay barren, and the princess Andromeda languished, chained to a rock as a sacrifice to the horrible Kraken as punishment for the pride of mortals. In this moment of destiny one man would brave the wrath of the gods, tame the wild Pegasus, challenge the Kraken and unite the lost souls of the kingdom. That man was called Perseus. This is not his story. This story is about the man that reportedly reported the report of that story.”

Performances are May 24th – June 9th

ANCHORMAN: HERALD OF ATHENS. The Shakespearean satire is for mature audiences and is written and directed by John Beane.